FewerVariables.BetterResults.

We keep cannabis clean and clear, so you don't even need to think about it.

Evil Plant Labs is built to perform, it's

Quality

you can feel.
We help cannabis topics, info, and research

Stay

simple.

Evil Design System

Built to keep cannabis feeling clean, confident, and have the ability to fit into anyone's lifestyle. From hardware to education, everything follows one rule:

Clarity over chaos.

A message from our founder.

First things first.

Raw Standards.

Everything goes through the exact same standard held in our pharmaceutical careers, education, and lab experiences. Precision or nothing at all.

Evil Plant Labs was built to strip away the noise. I wanted to create products that simply work, that make sense, and that people can trust without thinking or guessing. No games, no gimmicks. Just respect for the powerful plant we all love.
Christian

@evilplantlabs

Targeted effects from AM to PM, we got you covered.

A first class, direct ticket to your destination. You know the drill.

High Stim

For motion, momentum, and mental clarity.

We are dedicated gym rats, highlighting elevated dopamine-driven focus, energy, and motivation paired with just the right amount of evil to get you going.

Pure Pleasure

For the curious, the passionate, and the playful.

We leverage ethnopharmacology to tailor products towards heightening sensation and deepening pleasure in life, the bedroom, or however cannabis fits into your day.

Sleep

For recovery, deep rest, and raw tranquility.

We rigorously design formulas specifically designed for quieting the mind, restoring rhythm, and getting deep rest.

You deserve to know what’s in your cartridge.

Clear Information.

Clear Information.

Real Education.

Real Education.

So you can make intentional, confident choices every time.

  • Extract Integrity • Clean Chemistry • High Standards •

Keeping it real.

Every variable is controlled for purity and reliability.

CO₂ Extraction

Clean extraction preserves native cannabinoids and terpenes for a truer plant experience.

CO₂ Extraction

Clean extraction preserves native cannabinoids and terpenes for a truer plant experience.

CO₂ Extraction

Clean extraction preserves native cannabinoids and terpenes for a truer plant experience.

Full Plant Profile

Each blend is engineered to mirror natural ratios found in premium flower or to reach a very specific target effect. Nothing artificial, nothing random.

Full Plant Profile

Each blend is engineered to mirror natural ratios found in premium flower or to reach a very specific target effect. Nothing artificial, nothing random.

Full Plant Profile

Each blend is engineered to mirror natural ratios found in premium flower or to reach a very specific target effect. Nothing artificial, nothing random.

Zirconia Ceramic Hardware

Lab-grade materials eliminate metal leaching and burnt hits to ensure pure flavor and reliability.

Zirconia Ceramic Hardware

Lab-grade materials eliminate metal leaching and burnt hits to ensure pure flavor and reliability.

Zirconia Ceramic Hardware

Lab-grade materials eliminate metal leaching and burnt hits to ensure pure flavor and reliability.

No Plastic Contact

Let's be real. You probably don't want to inhale plastic. Every surface is glass or ceramic for full chemical stability and cleanliness.

No Plastic Contact

Let's be real. You probably don't want to inhale plastic. Every surface is glass or ceramic for full chemical stability and cleanliness.

No Plastic Contact

Let's be real. You probably don't want to inhale plastic. Every surface is glass or ceramic for full chemical stability and cleanliness.

Minor Cannabinoid Targeting

Balanced levels of THCV, CBG, CBC, and other actives fine-tune effects and help create functional, intentional experiences.

Minor Cannabinoid Targeting

Balanced levels of THCV, CBG, CBC, and other actives fine-tune effects and help create functional, intentional experiences.

Minor Cannabinoid Targeting

Balanced levels of THCV, CBG, CBC, and other actives fine-tune effects and help create functional, intentional experiences.

Third-Party Verified

Every batch is lab-tested and traceable. Full transparency, no hidden formulas or missing information.

Third-Party Verified

Every batch is lab-tested and traceable. Full transparency, no hidden formulas or missing information.

Third-Party Verified

Every batch is lab-tested and traceable. Full transparency, no hidden formulas or missing information.

Education shouldn't be boring or complicated.

We make learning cannabis as easy as using it.

Clarity

Defined

Every product has its own digital guide so you can easily access effects, dosage, and design in seconds.

Connection

Aligned

Between brands, budtenders, and the people they help, our goal is to make cannabis conversations feel natural, not technical.

Confidence

Assured

We provide product data, talking points, and training tools that help staff educate customers with precision and ease.

Pick your potion.

Our flagship cartridges – tailored for real-life versatility and targeted effects.

Stim City

Straight up rocket fuel.

Pre-workout

Energy

High-stimulation

Joy Ride

Sex. Yeah, that's right. You love it. We love it. Why not enhance it?

Partners

Solo-play

Mood Setting

Dark Matter

Dreamy sedation and Zzz's.

Sleep

Recovery

"Couch lock"

Real questions deserve real answers.

If you don’t find the information you’re looking for, feel free to contact us anytime you want.

Does hardware actually matter that much?

For lower-tier oil, nah. Hardware only starts to matter when the content inside is on the higher end of the quality scale. It can be extremely sensitive and requires top of the line hardware to function effectively. You'll notice the difference right away.

Can I use your cartridges with any 510 battery?

Yes, but we recommend using low-voltage settings (2.3–3.3V) to preserve terpene integrity and prevent overheating. Higher voltages can degrade taste and cannabinoid content.

Why are your cartridges in bottles?

Packaging isn’t just for looks, it’s for protection and reusable storage. Each vial shields the cartridge from light, oxidation, and contamination during transport, while helping maintain temperature stability and freshness. Our bottles are sourced directly from the pharmaceutical supply chain, the same type used for FDA-regulated medications requiring highly controlled storage environments.

Are your products really that different?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Treat yourself to some real gas; we are confident you'll enjoy our products as much as we do.

Does hardware actually matter that much?

For lower-tier oil, nah. Hardware only starts to matter when the content inside is on the higher end of the quality scale. It can be extremely sensitive and requires top of the line hardware to function effectively. You'll notice the difference right away.

Can I use your cartridges with any 510 battery?

Yes, but we recommend using low-voltage settings (2.3–3.3V) to preserve terpene integrity and prevent overheating. Higher voltages can degrade taste and cannabinoid content.

Why are your cartridges in bottles?

Packaging isn’t just for looks, it’s for protection and reusable storage. Each vial shields the cartridge from light, oxidation, and contamination during transport, while helping maintain temperature stability and freshness. Our bottles are sourced directly from the pharmaceutical supply chain, the same type used for FDA-regulated medications requiring highly controlled storage environments.

Are your products really that different?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Treat yourself to some real gas; we are confident you'll enjoy our products as much as we do.

Does hardware actually matter that much?

For lower-tier oil, nah. Hardware only starts to matter when the content inside is on the higher end of the quality scale. It can be extremely sensitive and requires top of the line hardware to function effectively. You'll notice the difference right away.

Can I use your cartridges with any 510 battery?

Yes, but we recommend using low-voltage settings (2.3–3.3V) to preserve terpene integrity and prevent overheating. Higher voltages can degrade taste and cannabinoid content.

Why are your cartridges in bottles?

Packaging isn’t just for looks, it’s for protection and reusable storage. Each vial shields the cartridge from light, oxidation, and contamination during transport, while helping maintain temperature stability and freshness. Our bottles are sourced directly from the pharmaceutical supply chain, the same type used for FDA-regulated medications requiring highly controlled storage environments.

Are your products really that different?

Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes. Treat yourself to some real gas; we are confident you'll enjoy our products as much as we do.

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs

Evil Plant Labs LLC.

Proudly based out of Seattle, Washington.

admin@evilplantlabs.com

FDA Disclaimer

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. Please consult your health care professional about potential interactions, allergic reactions, or other possible complications before using any product. The Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act requires this notice.

@evilplantlabs